...as published on SEPTEMBER THE 2, 1994!
Hey man i really dont feel like actually filling out this damn old thing. i feel like most this shit pretty self explenatory and if you got uestions i believe your pretty dam smart i betcha can figure it out. you'll never believe this though one time my friend ate so much ibuprofen he threw up red so we took him to the hospital obviously but the docotr said it wasnt blood it was just the color of ibuprofen but also tht if my buddy did it again hed die and he did it for like twenty five bucks only and now i think hes allergic to ibuprofem or has an intolerance now or something. anyways a year later he moved states to work on an oil rig and we sat there in this like empty room in the work camp the cafeteria and there was only one other guy in there and about a hundred tables with plastic chairs pulled up to them and we sat in the dead middle. he asked how i been and i said oh you know casting spells and everything been going o.k. but my bosses hate me they want me straight dead. he said every boss youve ever had wanted you dead and i said yea thats fair anyways how are you doing. he said he was doing ok. the work hurt him a lot. hurt his body all over and all. i said sorry man but well too bad you cant take ibuprofen haha and he said what and i said ibuprofen you cant have ibuprofen cause the doctor. what doctor he asks and i say the doctor who treated you after you threw up ibuprofen juice we thought was blood nd said you could never have it again you were in the hospital for like three days. he looked out the window and said idunno whatcher talkin about. On the drive home a bunch of bugs jumped on the windshield and we had to scrape them off in the dark and he'd stop every few minutes and walk to the curb and sit down with his head in his hands under the rest stop lights. he got a damn kid on the way now how bout that